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Re: I haven't done sh*t today
« Reply #30 on: December 04, 2006, 04:52:43 PM »
About as much as quark.

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Re: I haven't done sh*t today
« Reply #31 on: December 04, 2006, 05:12:14 PM »
Speaking of Quark, Principal Snyder is awesome!

I'm getting Killtaculars and Killfrenzies pretty regularly these days. I'm meeting a girl friend from last year for coffee tonight, but I'll have to quit my job working for the campus newspaper for a semester. And the guitar strap that I ordered was mis-packaged by some fool who packed an AC adapter for a guitar pedal. I have no guitar pedals. But I'm still positive, because I've registered for classes, and I'm reading the Dalai Lama's How to Practice The Way to a Meaningful Life.

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Re: I haven't done sh*t today
« Reply #32 on: December 04, 2006, 06:38:13 PM »
*freakout*

My day sucks, too.  I had to sleep with all these beautiful women, and we're racing bikes later on after I install this rocket pack on the Fasto 850 Goober Goober that gets you safely up to speeds of a zillion miles an hour and we're heading over to Vegas tonight because I have a million bucks that's just burning a hole in my pocket.  They're letting me take the Fasto 850, which is nice because, everytime I take it out, I have sex with a different famous woman.  Man, I wish Angelina Jolie would stop calling my office phone!  Jesus!  I'm trying to put together a reverse-engineered from alien technology Megadynamo here!

Anyway, you guys should count yourselves lucky that you don't have jobs that you love which involve shiny fast things and supermodels.

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Re: I haven't done sh*t today
« Reply #33 on: December 04, 2006, 06:40:02 PM »
Oh, you laugh now...

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Re: I haven't done sh*t today
« Reply #34 on: December 04, 2006, 08:03:22 PM »
Oh, you laugh now...

Yes.  Also, one of my recently conqured supermodels got me a new camera so I could document my day for everyone.

A Dyno, new in the box!  Yay!


Outta the box


The dog doesn't give a shit...


The all powerful dyno drum!  ooOOOooOOoOo


The cat gives even less of a shit


I (with a lot of help) put the motor back in this 600 and got the exhaust and radiator on before we split today.  Afterwards, a supermodel immediately fellated me.


This is the eddy current motor... it pumps electricity into these coils which in turn creates magnetic force that pushes against the rotating drum so that the computer can measure horsepower.


The dyno assembled!!  Whee!


The Fatso 850 Goober Goober on the dyno.  A whopping 65 horsepower o' luv.


The End.
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Re: I haven't done sh*t today
« Reply #35 on: December 04, 2006, 08:32:13 PM »
afterword, the fatso immediately fellated you?

All my work today is paperwork.  argh, I hate days like this.
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Re: I haven't done sh*t today
« Reply #36 on: June 21, 2007, 04:56:42 PM »
Yet another day of mindless fucking off.

That's not exactly true as I had to drive to Maryland this morning and do two movie related errands. And since Maryland is north of the River Tigris, the trip ate up most of my day.

I have an appointment for a massage at 4:30 followed by rehearsal with a couple WS actors tonight. Tomorrow is the day before a shoot so I'll be running around going "ARGH! I have too much to do."

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Re: I haven't done sh*t today
« Reply #37 on: June 21, 2007, 05:07:03 PM »
Maryland's fine.  Virginia -- that's the problem.

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Re: I haven't done sh*t today
« Reply #38 on: June 22, 2007, 12:50:41 AM »
We had 4 sessions of practice in 95 degree Utah heat today.  I was busy and now I'm covered in dirt, as per normal.  Things went well though... no crashing is ALWAYS a bonus.  As a result, we actually finished all our work while there was still light outside.

As soon as the water heater's been on for another 10 or 15 minutes I'll take a futile shower and be clean for roughly 8 hours until we start all over again tomorrow.

Tomorrow... qualifying!!!  Wheeeeeee!
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Re: I haven't done sh*t today
« Reply #39 on: June 22, 2007, 08:02:50 AM »
I was planning on slowly pushing a needle through the webs of my fingers today.  Different worlds, man.

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Re: I haven't done sh*t today
« Reply #40 on: January 24, 2008, 03:14:07 PM »
I have fucked around all day today. I blame Nacho for keeping me out late.

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Re: I haven't done sh*t today
« Reply #41 on: January 24, 2008, 03:17:47 PM »
Let's do it again tonight!

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Re: I haven't done sh*t today
« Reply #42 on: January 24, 2008, 03:19:08 PM »
That'd be fun . . . but no.