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Offline RottingCorpse

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Re: Condomology
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2006, 09:47:47 AM »
My wife has been known to call it a "cunt" which is fucking amazing.
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Re: Condomology
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2006, 10:17:54 AM »
Actually, yeah, I dated someone who'd call hers that sometimes.  She would say just about anything.  With everyone else I usually heard euphemistic prepositional phrases like "down there" "in me" "to the left" and "up, up, wrong hole you perv."
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Re: Condomology
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2006, 10:29:24 AM »
Quote from: fajwat on October 31, 2006, 10:17:54 AM
Actually, yeah, I dated someone who'd call hers that sometimes.  She would say just about anything.  With everyone else I usually heard euphemistic prepositional phrases like "down there" "in me" "to the left" and "up, up, wrong hole you perv."
Ass nerves.
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Re: Condomology
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2006, 11:54:08 AM »
Mrs. RC usually reserves it for something negative as in, "I had a shitty day at work and I'm bleeding out of my cunt, so BACK OFF!!!"

Otherwise, there's any number of any other euphemisms she uses.
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Re: Condomology
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2006, 12:16:01 PM »
"Another visit to the casting couch, Mr. Director?"
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Re: Condomology
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2006, 03:26:02 PM »
"Fuck my cunt, RC," says Mrs. RC.

"You love it, SLAG," says RC.

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Re: Condomology
« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2006, 03:26:48 PM »
Monkey says "hgsdkguhirjao" as he chokes on RC's cock.
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Re: Condomology
« Reply #22 on: October 31, 2006, 03:28:05 PM »
Look at the time on that comeback!  46 seconds!  Points go to RC in that round.
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Re: Condomology
« Reply #23 on: October 31, 2006, 06:24:29 PM »
I'm giving a polite golf clap over here, well-played, well-played.
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