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« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2005, 03:19:46 AM »
But what about me! Poor Tyson!

Poor me!

I was left out of the parody. *sob*

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« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2005, 12:31:04 PM »
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My hand hurts. It's stuck in a dog's asshole. Are there worms in there biting my fingers?


Monkey, didn't this actually happen to you once?

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« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2005, 01:24:32 PM »
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Starr -- you're a 61 year old man.  Are you really pining this much to be a part of this website?


Poor Nacho. You can dish it out, but you sure as hell can't take it.

One of my friends (who has lurked at your site) said he almost died laughing at how funny Greatest Society.org was. Tee-hee!


What's really funny is: People want so badly to be a part of something, and when they feel like they are being excluded, or become a victim of their own self-serving platitudes, they end up like the 19 year old socially-retarded girl that I went to college with. She insisted that we give her a nickname. Please, please, please give me a nickname, she said. She died during summer vacation when she had an epileptic fit and crossed the median then hit a car going the opposite direction at 60 miles an hour. She wasn't supposed to drive, but her mother didn't care about her. So, that must be it. His mother didn't care about him. Oh wait, maybe after begging for a nickname he just didn't like the one we gave him.

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« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2005, 01:29:09 PM »
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maybe after begging for a nickname he just didn't like the one we gave him.


Dog fingering jew?

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« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2005, 02:38:23 PM »
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What's really funny is: People want so badly to be a part of something, and when they feel like they are being excluded, or become a victim of their own self-serving platitudes, they end up like the 19 year old socially-retarded girl that I went to college with. She insisted that we give her a nickname. Please, please, please give me a nickname, she said. She died during summer vacation when she had an epileptic fit and crossed the median then hit a car going the opposite direction at 60 miles an hour. She wasn't supposed to drive, but her mother didn't care about her. So, that must be it. His mother didn't care about him. Oh wait, maybe after begging for a nickname he just didn't like the one we gave him.


You're right, Toyok. Because my momma didn't love me, I can't stand being excluded from a superlative forum like this one. Please-please-PLEASE let me back in. I promise I'll behave and be nice to Nacho. Don't leave me out here all alone -- in the REAL world.

I came here looking for intelligent discussion about writing, but all I found was juvenile one-upmanship in glib humor and Nacho whining for the whole world to feel sorry for him because he cracked his mouth in an accident (which was probably his own fault.)

Among lemmings, an original thought dies of loneliness. Now I understand why Bush got elected twice.

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« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2005, 03:47:56 PM »
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You're right, Toyok. Because my momma didn't love me, I can't stand being excluded from a superlative forum like this one. Please-please-PLEASE let me back in. I promise I'll behave and be nice to Nacho. Don't leave me out here all alone -- in the REAL world.

I came here looking for intelligent discussion about writing, but all I found was juvenile one-upmanship in glib humor and Nacho whining for the whole world to feel sorry for him because he cracked his mouth in an accident (which was probably his own fault.)

Among lemmings, an original thought dies of loneliness. Now I understand why Bush got elected twice.



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« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2005, 04:02:25 PM »
I love it! You not only used a couple of my cartoon images as avatars, you adopted the motto I invented for this forum. Maybe there is hope for you yet -- little beams of light in all that spooky darkness.

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« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2005, 04:13:59 PM »
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I love it! You not only used a couple of my cartoon images as avatars, you adopted the motto I invented for this forum. Maybe there is hope for you yet -- little beams of light in all that spooky darkness.


Delusional.  Why do you keep coming back?  You hate all of us yet here you are.  Lurking.  Just waiting for someone to mention your name.  You have no one to blame but yourself Bill.

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« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2005, 04:30:24 PM »
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Delusional.  Why do you keep coming back?  


It kind of makes me feel like a success.  GS is so addictive that people can't leave and go off their head if they get banned.  I thought this was just something that happened on SA.  This sort of validates the whole project for me.  Which is good timing, after all the forum trouble last month.  Like, hey, are these boards worth it?  Yes!

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« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2005, 04:33:45 PM »
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Nacho whining for the whole world to feel sorry for him because he cracked his mouth in an accident (which was probably his own fault.)


Look, it was over a girl!  That's an honorable fight.

Oh, and, a life lesson, son.  When you get in a fight and you're injured, it is your own fault. Someday, when you're in your 60's, realizing things like that will help add to your -- Oh wait!

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« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2005, 04:51:21 PM »
The other thing, if we're blaming Nacho for our troubles:  He's a terrible writer and he uses the other GS authors to prop him up.  This page has really run it's course, don't you think?  Maybe it's time to quit writing and get a real job.

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« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2005, 04:58:56 PM »
I'll stop when the sex and wishlist purchases stop.

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« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2005, 06:12:21 PM »
I'll stop coming here when it stops being funny.

It's not just Nacho, it's everyone. It's a good laugh to come check GS out. That's why I come, anyways.

Hey Yotoc, remember my first visit at GS? I was spamming forums around the internet for submissions for EM and stuff and Nacho had happened to send me something a long time ago that I never got around to responding too and etc etc etc YOU SPAMMING ASSHOLE!

You were going to ban me, remember? Oh, the hilarity!

I don't think Nacho's a cheap hack writer. His best stuff is pretty funny (Tiger's Path in EM5 was pretty popular), though of course the bulk of it is just so-so. But isn't that how most writing is? He's no Hemmingway, of course. Cass is probably the "best" writer of everyone here, I suppose, and even he can have his average pieces.

Me? I blow balls. I admit that. I'm not a writer. I can't write worth my mom's life. I'm a publisher and designer. That works for me. But in the meantime, I'll keep cracking at writing. You'll see my vomit and feces over the summer, I hope.

It's an addiction, just like GS is.

BAPS BAPS BAPS!

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« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2005, 06:24:55 PM »
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His best stuff is pretty funny (Tiger's Path in EM5 was pretty popular), though of course the bulk of it is just so-so.  


WTF?!  You're banned!

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« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2005, 07:09:55 PM »
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Why do you keep coming back?

For the grins. I get a kick out of your nonsense reactions.

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You hate all of us yet here you are.


Get a grip, Toyok. I don't hate anyone. And I didn't pick on Tyson or RC or Queenie because they didn't deserve it.

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Lurking.  Just waiting for someone to mention your name.


If you don't want lurkers, you should make this a private forum with no public access -- an exclusive audience like Nacho really wants.  

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You have no one to blame but yourself Bill.


Now that's a hot one! Blaming the victim! You DO have a sense of humor, Toyok.