Because sometimes, you need a good joke . . .
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Three girls go out one night and get really wasted. At the end of the night they part ways and promise to meet up the next morning for a big greasy breakfast.
The next morning all three girls show up looking much worse for ware and begin to retell three various adventures in heading home.
"When I walked through the front door" the first girl starts "I make it about three steps before lying down and blowing chunks for about 15 minutes".
The other girls agreed that yes, that was pretty bad.
The second girl claimed that she could top that. "When I was leaving I thought it would be a good idea to drive my car home, and I subsequently wrapped it around a tree. I'm lucky to be here".
The other two were shocked.
Thinking she could top even that the third girl piped up. "Well, when I got home I put the stove on to make some eggs and passed out, forgetting about them and burnt down half my kitchen."
There was a stunned silence until the first girl coughed and said, "I don't think you guys understand, Chunks is the name of my dog."
