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And So Summer Begins
« on: May 20, 2005, 04:35:22 PM »
A once thiriving ecosystem, Great Society is now devoid of life as far as the eye can see. There are no clouds in the sky and no water on the ground. There is only blue and sand.

*pan across desert valley landscape*

Summer has begun.

*shots of different plants and wind-swept things*

However, there is one creature that remains. Alone.

*shot of strange animal running in circles*

This lone Tyson wanders blindly through the sage, perhaps delirious with boredom. Tysons are peculiar creatures. They've been known to hide in their homes in the hillsides for days, when all the other animals are at the pond, getting drunk on fetid pond water. They've been known to scurry in circles for hours every day before collapsing in exhaustion and then doing it again the next day.

They're also easy to step on.

*squish*

Summer continues.

Offline Goblin_Queen

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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2005, 04:52:50 PM »
I'm here.

I usually lurk around the forums, but I guess I'll say stuff since no one is about.  Don't expect any of it to make since though.  I have the I.Q. of a banana.  I was going to say the attention span of a banana.  Then I thought about it, and bananas are quite patient.  Since they're inanimate objects and all.  Anyway, I couldn't think of anything better.

You know what, glitter is soooo pretty.
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2005, 04:53:26 PM »
Oh, we still have plenty of activity!  Just wait till everyone goes home, starts their soul-sucking summer jobs and leave for vacations in distant lands.

I remember my college summers... Three jobs, seven days a week.  I had a Video Wasteland account, and they'd ship VHS tapes to me...much like Netflix.  I'd watch the tapes at work on my lunch break!  Or while I was waiting for the other job to start.  I never went home except to sleep.

These days, though, I'll be back after the trip and you and I can make 500-post word association threads.



Castle

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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2005, 04:54:31 PM »
The stomped-upon Tyson raises its meek head and realizes: Only 9 more posts until Goblin Queen hits 69 posts.

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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2005, 04:55:07 PM »
Self-referential third-person is annoying.

Phallic

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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2005, 04:56:37 PM »
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Castle


Dragon!

8 more posts!!!
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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2005, 04:58:40 PM »
Dungeons

(and Dragons)

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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2005, 04:59:58 PM »
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Phallic


Was that the response to castle or was it like, a Freudian slip or something?  Nacho does inspire those kinds of thoughts.
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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2005, 05:00:46 PM »
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Dungeons



Chains
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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2005, 05:02:32 PM »
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Was that the response to castle or was it like, a Freudian slip or something?  Nacho does inspire those kinds of thoughts.


Castle towers, you know? Symbols of power and whatnot.

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Chains


Communism

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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2005, 05:05:48 PM »
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Was that the response to castle or was it like, a Freudian slip or something?  Nacho does inspire those kinds of thoughts.


Castle towers, you know? Symbols of power and whatnot.


Right.  How often do these thoughts occur?  Is it only when Nacho is around?
::scribbles on a notepad::

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Chains


Communism


Red
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« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2005, 05:09:29 PM »
Also, Falling Bullets and Entropy Magazine have a Google PageRank higher than Great Society and equal to that of most corporate sites like Tyson foods.

HA!

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« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2005, 05:09:54 PM »
Regal

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« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2005, 05:12:41 PM »
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Regal

Scepter
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« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2005, 05:16:41 PM »
Bad movies

(Two words! OH GOD!)