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« Reply #30 on: April 29, 2005, 01:56:44 PM »
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(Right now Tyson's like, "Oh, I hate that movie.")


No kidding... and he's probably saying it as he stomps on a kitty.
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« Reply #31 on: April 29, 2005, 01:57:30 PM »
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No kidding... and he's probably saying it as he stomps on a kitty.


While blaming the Jews. With malice.
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« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2005, 01:58:49 PM »
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No kidding... and he's probably saying it as he stomps on a kitty.


While blaming the Jews. With malice.


... and while building a Neo Nazi webpage with a Macintosh.
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« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2005, 02:02:11 PM »
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No kidding... and he's probably saying it as he stomps on a kitty.


While blaming the Jews. With malice.


... and while building a Neo Nazi webpage with a Macintosh.


And knitting a penis cozy. Oh! It's all coming together!
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« Reply #34 on: April 29, 2005, 02:04:10 PM »
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No kidding... and he's probably saying it as he stomps on a kitty.


While blaming the Jews. With malice.


... and while building a Neo Nazi webpage with a Macintosh.


And knitting a penis cozy. Oh! It's all coming together!


We're full circle like an episode of Seinfeld!
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« Reply #35 on: April 29, 2005, 02:17:45 PM »
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It looks very pretty.  I don't know what your problem is...

Yeah, I don't know. Wendy and Danny seem happy enough.

(Right now Tyson's like, "Oh, I hate that movie.")


What movie? If you people like it, it probably sucks.

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« Reply #36 on: April 29, 2005, 02:34:59 PM »
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It looks very pretty.  I don't know what your problem is...

Yeah, I don't know. Wendy and Danny seem happy enough.

(Right now Tyson's like, "Oh, I hate that movie.")


What movie? If you people like it, it probably sucks.


Oh Christ it's worse than I thought. Son, you've got a panty on your head.
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« Reply #37 on: April 29, 2005, 02:43:39 PM »
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Oh Christ it's worse than I thought. Son, you've got a panty on your head.


Tyson was first in line to see the movie White Chicks.
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« Reply #38 on: April 29, 2005, 03:06:33 PM »
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Oh Christ it's worse than I thought. Son, you've got a panty on your head.


Tyson was first in line to see the movie White Chicks.


The only movie I've ever been "first in line" to see was Farenheit 9/11. Yes, I'm damn liberal!

I also saw Stargate two months after it came out with my brother and we were the only people in the theater. That was good times. Feet up on the seats, throwing popcorn, booing, laughing. Great shit.

I never saw White Chicks.

(Aside: psycho girl is sitting in a corner crying, clutching her face. You can't make this stuff up, people. That's just depressing. Anyways, onwards!)

So there's less confusion, here's my favorite movies of all time (in no particular order except the order that I remember them):

Requiem for a Dream
Adaptation
Army of Darkness
Kung Pow
Election
Bubba Ho-Tep
Magnolia
Elephant
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Office Space
The Matirx
Fight Club
Garden State
Kill Bill (1 and 2)
Full Metal Jacket
Pi
Royal Tenenbaums
Seven

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« Reply #39 on: April 29, 2005, 03:52:04 PM »
ooo...can we all do this? just get it out in the open?

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Rules of Attraction
American Psycho
Heat
Big Lebowski
Raising Arizona
Miller's Crossing (seeing a theme?)
Supertroopers
Rushmore
American Movie
LA Confidential
Fight Club
Godfather pt. 2
Waking Life
Raiders!
MST3K: the movie
Buffalo 66
Donnie Darko Donnie Darko Donnie Darko
One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest
and...Die Hard. Of course.

And waiting for guffman, like all movies those guys did, really isn't as good as Spinal Tap, while we're sort of on the subject.  A Mighty Wind just really blew my mind with its anti-humor.

Music movies? Sure, I've got few of those on my all-time favs:

Pink Floyd at Pompeii
The Last Waltz (the Band)
The Kids Are Alright (the Who)
The White Stripes DVD, although not really a movie, is full of awesome.

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« Reply #40 on: April 29, 2005, 04:00:18 PM »
Just recently saw Rules of Attraction.  Fantastic movie.  One of those that really slipped under my radar.

Me, though, I'm a "Stop, or my stepmom will shoot!" man.

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« Reply #41 on: April 29, 2005, 04:03:02 PM »
I think rules of attraction changed my life.  I'm not a permanently depressed person.  I also read the books for American Psycho and Rules....even worse.  I couldn't go to work for a week. i just laid around in bed all day and ate saltines.

its sad that something has to surpass a certain threshold of twistedness for it to appeal to me emotionally, don't you think?
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« Reply #42 on: April 29, 2005, 04:09:33 PM »
Just the pacing of the film, and the music.  I downloaded all of that guys stuff.  Maybe I'll post it tonight.  A wonderful pulse to it.

I wasn't depressed by it!  It was cool.  Now Pretty Woman.  That depressed me.

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« Reply #43 on: April 29, 2005, 04:11:23 PM »
"How is school going, Richard?"

"It sucks co-o-oack!"
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« Reply #44 on: April 29, 2005, 04:36:11 PM »
I can't believe it. You youngsters have no appreciation for the classics. No Blazing Saddles? No Dr. Strangelove?  Nobody listed Caddyshack or Stripes. History of the World Part II is ridiculously absent. Where's Beautiful Girls?  I was going to complain about no Fargo , but someone's got Raising Arizona and the Big Lebowsky, which technically counts. Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Better Off Dead. Pah!
I would mention the John Hughes suite, but those are more of a sentimental journey than good films.  
Come on, make an old bag happy and consider something at least '80s.
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