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« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2005, 05:03:53 PM »
When you swallow something, it goes down your throat.  A cock goes down your throat.

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« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2005, 05:09:46 PM »
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When you swallow something, it goes down your throat.  A cock goes down your throat.


But I'm not swallowing my liver. The liver (the foreign object) is being introduced to my throat by a third party entity (here- Psycho-girl). She can choose to shove it in my ass, in my face, in my belly button, in my eyes, or in my throat. Or she can choose to shove it up my ass, on my face, through my belly button, around my eyes (such would be a wonderful technical feat), or down my throat.

GOD!

You people are just intentionally doing this, aren't you?

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« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2005, 05:20:47 PM »
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around my eyes


Now, see, this is where "in" goes.  It'll be in your eyes, not around them.

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« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2005, 05:23:16 PM »
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around my eyes


Now, see, this is where "in" goes.  It'll be in your eyes, not around them.


No, I said around my eyes (hence the technical feat thing). You could take my liver and somehow shove it (most likely after slicing it to a thin layer) in my eye socket around my eyeball. I would actually like to see a picture of this. It would be sweet.

I'm going to finish eating my four-month old burrito.

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« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2005, 07:04:37 PM »
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around my eyes


Now, see, this is where "in" goes.  It'll be in your eyes, not around them.


No, I said around my eyes (hence the technical feat thing). You could take my liver and somehow shove it (most likely after slicing it to a thin layer) in my eye socket around my eyeball. I would actually like to see a picture of this. It would be sweet.

I'm going to finish eating my four-month old burrito.


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« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2005, 07:27:04 PM »
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When you swallow something, it goes down your throat.  A cock goes down your throat.


"No dude, a cock goes down your throat" would have been the obvious joke here, but don't let me interrupt. Carry on.
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« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2005, 08:06:34 PM »
Life is about missed opportunities, Jody.  It's about time you grew up and accepted that fact.

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« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2005, 10:38:00 AM »
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Life is about missed opportunities, Jody.  It's about time you grew up and accepted that fact.

Strange. I have no comeback quip for this.
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« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2005, 10:49:06 AM »
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Life is about missed opportunities, Jody.  It's about time you grew up and accepted that fact.

Strange. I have no comeback quip for this.


Try again in an hour.  It's all about perspective.

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« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2005, 11:49:03 AM »
I'm kidding, by the way.  Are you kidding, too?  I'm afraid of you, Jody.

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« Reply #25 on: April 29, 2005, 12:27:49 PM »
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Life is about missed opportunities, Jody.  It's about time you grew up and accepted that fact.

Strange. I have no comeback quip for this.


Try again in an hour.  It's all about perspective.


Well, well, look who's all full of tutilage now that he's almost 31.  I'm waiting for you to call me Grasshopper in your next post.  

And, sadly, that's the quippiest quip I've got. Must be the missing "Funny girl" under my avatar. Or the three feet of fucking snow we got last night. A girl can only do so much skiing before she wonders if she's trapped in a fucking Warren Miller film.
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« Reply #26 on: April 29, 2005, 01:05:26 PM »
haha!  Is it still snowing out there?  Jesus.

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« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2005, 01:44:57 PM »
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haha!  Is it still snowing out there?  Jesus.


Uh. Yeah. http://www.dickgilbert.com/colocam-eldora1.htm

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And booze.
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« Reply #28 on: April 29, 2005, 01:48:30 PM »
It looks very pretty.  I don't know what your problem is...it's not like you've been snowed in for seven months or something.

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« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2005, 01:55:25 PM »
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It looks very pretty.  I don't know what your problem is...

Yeah, I don't know. Wendy and Danny seem happy enough.

(Right now Tyson's like, "Oh, I hate that movie.")
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