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nacho:
Yotoc thinks I'm a freak because I carried through on the watermelon thing and wrote a suicide threat to the general public last night because I haven't slept in six days.

Discuss!

I'm going to go shower and gently massage myself, thinking of resetting the forums and moving them.

Tyson:
If you think you're freaking out, you should see psycho girl. We're in lab (Systems Programming) and she's having a little freak-out session. Slamming doors, turning off lights, pounding her keyboard, stomping around.

It's funny and scary at the same time.

If I don't post again within a few days, it means she's killed us all!

Tyson:
Oh my. There's some LOUD pounding going on. I dare not look and stare for fear that she'll kill me with her eyes or something. It sounds like someone's taken a shotgun to a door. Oh my...

Minute-by-minute updates of soon-to-be national news in progress!

Nacho - see? You're not that much of a freak! Besides, don't worry about the forums. Us losers with no-life have nowhere else to turn, so you're always guaranteed at least 5 readers.

nacho:

--- Quote from: Tyson ---

don't worry about the forums. Us losers with no-life have nowhere else to turn, so you're always guaranteed at least 5 readers.
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That's good to hear.  I was actually a little concerned today because I have nothing else in my life anymore.

Tyson:
You have us to live for Nacho! Who else will let me say:

"I FUCKED YOUR MOM UP HER ASSHOLE, SHAT ON HER FACE, AND CUMMED IN HER EYES!"

Without banning me? Hmm? That's right.

When you actually DO become a freak, psycho-girl is here for you. She stomped out the door a while a go, was gone for maybe 10 minutes, then came in weeping. She's at her computer now, crying and doing god-knows-what.

Think you could tame her?

I need to get a picture for you guys sometime. I'm afraid if she caught me taking a picture, though, that she'd rip out my liver and shove it in my throat.

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