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« on: April 27, 2005, 09:13:01 AM »
Yotoc thinks I'm a freak because I carried through on the watermelon thing and wrote a suicide threat to the general public last night because I haven't slept in six days.

Discuss!

I'm going to go shower and gently massage myself, thinking of resetting the forums and moving them.

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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2005, 02:13:18 PM »
If you think you're freaking out, you should see psycho girl. We're in lab (Systems Programming) and she's having a little freak-out session. Slamming doors, turning off lights, pounding her keyboard, stomping around.

It's funny and scary at the same time.

If I don't post again within a few days, it means she's killed us all!

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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2005, 02:23:24 PM »
Oh my. There's some LOUD pounding going on. I dare not look and stare for fear that she'll kill me with her eyes or something. It sounds like someone's taken a shotgun to a door. Oh my...

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Nacho - see? You're not that much of a freak! Besides, don't worry about the forums. Us losers with no-life have nowhere else to turn, so you're always guaranteed at least 5 readers.

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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2005, 02:46:38 PM »
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don't worry about the forums. Us losers with no-life have nowhere else to turn, so you're always guaranteed at least 5 readers.


That's good to hear.  I was actually a little concerned today because I have nothing else in my life anymore.

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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2005, 02:51:46 PM »
You have us to live for Nacho! Who else will let me say:

"I FUCKED YOUR MOM UP HER ASSHOLE, SHAT ON HER FACE, AND CUMMED IN HER EYES!"

Without banning me? Hmm? That's right.

When you actually DO become a freak, psycho-girl is here for you. She stomped out the door a while a go, was gone for maybe 10 minutes, then came in weeping. She's at her computer now, crying and doing god-knows-what.

Think you could tame her?

I need to get a picture for you guys sometime. I'm afraid if she caught me taking a picture, though, that she'd rip out my liver and shove it in my throat.

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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2005, 02:59:19 PM »
She sounds like all of my girlfriends.

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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2005, 03:16:33 PM »
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I need to get a picture for you guys sometime. I'm afraid if she caught me taking a picture, though, that she'd rip out my liver and shove it in my throat.


Shouldn't it be "shove it down her throat?" (Oh boy, here we go again.)

And hey, my mom's good, too you know.
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« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2005, 03:35:42 PM »
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I need to get a picture for you guys sometime. I'm afraid if she caught me taking a picture, though, that she'd rip out my liver and shove it in my throat.


Shouldn't it be "shove it down her throat?" (Oh boy, here we go again.)

And hey, my mom's good, too you know.


You're right, Jody, it would be down the throat...but in the mouth.  And, maybe, hit the back of her throat and hope she doesn't sneeze.

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« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2005, 04:10:48 PM »
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If you think you're freaking out, you should see psycho girl. We're in lab (Systems Programming) and she's having a little freak-out session. Slamming doors, turning off lights, pounding her keyboard, stomping around.

It's funny and scary at the same time.

If I don't post again within a few days, it means she's killed us all!


I keep telling you to get that spirited girl up to your bedroom for some wild sex (if she doesn't kill the entire class first.) All women are scary. Don't be a wimp!

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« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2005, 04:15:53 PM »
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Yotoc thinks I'm a freak because I carried through on the watermelon thing and wrote a suicide threat to the general public last night because I haven't slept in six days.

Discuss!

I'm going to go shower and gently massage myself, thinking of resetting the forums and moving them.


I wish to clarify some issues:
(1)You are crazy and a freak, but don't worry about it. Normal is very overrated.
(2)Sleep is not necessary. You WILL hallucinate after awhile, but that can be entertaining if you don't fight it.

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« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2005, 04:19:38 PM »
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I need to get a picture for you guys sometime. I'm afraid if she caught me taking a picture, though, that she'd rip out my liver and shove it in my throat.


Shouldn't it be "shove it down her throat?" (Oh boy, here we go again.)

And hey, my mom's good, too you know.


God! It can go either way! Yeesh!

Stick a sausage in a pipe or stick a sausage down a pipe. ALL THE SAME!

Don't make me sic psycho-girl on you.

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« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2005, 04:25:05 PM »
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Jody Reale isn't for everyone. Side effects may include nausea, vomiting, dizziness, headaches, hypertention and death.


I can testify to all that.

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« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2005, 04:29:45 PM »
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I need to get a picture for you guys sometime. I'm afraid if she caught me taking a picture, though, that she'd rip out my liver and shove it in my throat.


Shouldn't it be "shove it down her throat?" (Oh boy, here we go again.)

And hey, my mom's good, too you know.


God! It can go either way! Yeesh!

Stick a sausage in a pipe or stick a sausage down a pipe. ALL THE SAME!

Don't make me sic psycho-girl on you.


See, we're not talking about pipes, are we?  When you choke on something, you don't say "Something went in the wrong way," do you?

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« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2005, 04:46:41 PM »
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I need to get a picture for you guys sometime. I'm afraid if she caught me taking a picture, though, that she'd rip out my liver and shove it in my throat.


Shouldn't it be "shove it down her throat?" (Oh boy, here we go again.)

And hey, my mom's good, too you know.


God! It can go either way! Yeesh!

Stick a sausage in a pipe or stick a sausage down a pipe. ALL THE SAME!

Don't make me sic psycho-girl on you.


See, we're not talking about pipes, are we?  When you choke on something, you don't say "Something went in the wrong way," do you?


I can hear my brain cells dying as I read these in/out/up/down posts. You're all anal freaks.

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« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2005, 04:59:39 PM »
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See, we're not talking about pipes, are we?  When you choke on something, you don't say "Something went in the wrong way," do you?


When something get's stuck in a pipe, you say exactly that: "Something got stuck in the pipe." Who the hell says: "Something went in the wrong way"!?

When something gets stuck in your throat, you say "Ghhhhjkkkkkk!"

That has nothing to do with introducing a foreign object in to my throat. IT GOES EITHER FUCKING WAY!

AHHHHH!

GOD!

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