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Anniversary Gift?
« on: August 01, 2006, 12:20:00 PM »
My third anniversary is this weekend. Mrs. RC and I have been doing the traditional gift thing each year. First year was paper. Last year was cotton. This year it's leather, and I'm stumped.

After everybody gets their jokes about crotchless leather undies out of the way, help me out here. I have less than a week.

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Re: Anniversary Gift?
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2006, 12:23:16 PM »

Um...why not get the undies or some sort of sex thing?  Or just tight leather pants for her? Jacket... Nice gloves...

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Re: Anniversary Gift?
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2006, 12:23:51 PM »
Cat-o'-nine-tails for some bedroom fun.

Or a new leather sofa.

Or a pair of leather shoes.

Leather coat?

Leather bag?
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Re: Anniversary Gift?
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2006, 12:28:24 PM »
The problem with the undies is that she and I have joked about it ad nauseum.

Plus, isn't that more a gift for me than her?

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Re: Anniversary Gift?
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2006, 12:28:44 PM »
That's pretty cool.
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Re: Anniversary Gift?
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2006, 12:30:16 PM »
Ah - the skin from a dead animal that has been stripped off and dipped in chemicals. Nothing could be more romantic.

Leather bed sheets?

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Re: Anniversary Gift?
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2006, 12:31:43 PM »
Leather bed sheets?

 . . .

What the fuck do they put in the water out there?

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Re: Anniversary Gift?
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2006, 12:33:13 PM »
Leather bed sheets might interesting, RC... easy wipe for when your wife's on The Blob.
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Re: Anniversary Gift?
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2006, 12:37:20 PM »
Leather bed sheets sound like the most uncomfortable experience in the world.

The Nubbins rose thing isn't bad though.

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Re: Anniversary Gift?
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2006, 12:37:37 PM »
Buy a bag of beef jerkey and pretend like that's the present you got her.
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Re: Anniversary Gift?
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2006, 12:38:26 PM »
Nice!

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Re: Anniversary Gift?
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2006, 12:41:59 PM »
Quote from: rottingvagina
Leather bed sheets sound like the most uncomfortable experience in the world.

EASY WIPE, RC!

EASY WIPE!
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Re: Anniversary Gift?
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2006, 01:00:24 PM »
Forget it. I went with the leather engraved recipe book.

It says, "Fuck me or die" on the cover . . . in honor of monkey.

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Re: Anniversary Gift?
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2006, 01:01:26 PM »
"Fuck me or get raped" is my slogan, RC.
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