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Offline Cassander

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per a conversation Nacho and I recently had...
« on: July 20, 2006, 03:05:54 AM »
ok, so I should supposedly stop posting after a manic gigantic post, but i'm still awake.

anyway, nacho and i were talking earlier about ex-girlfriends' dads.  This is what an ex-g of mine's little sister had to say on her blog about a man i was absolutely terrified of for 4 years:

"I went into my dad's den, i guess, where he does general dad type activities like reading long books, sharpening things, glueing stuff, timing himself taking apart guns and putting them back together while blindfolded, playing with various fishing and hunting gear, smoking a pipe, etc. etc. etc. I happened to notice that his work bench had a new addition to it, today. Some night he had gotten bored and was playing with sharpies I'm assuming, and decided to write "BIGGIE SMALLS" on his work bench.

oh also, my parents just sold their house and are planning on building a new house. my dad just informed me that on the new house that they are building, the front door is going to be circular with a door knob in the middle of it. just like a....wait for it.....hobbit door."

THAT IS EXACTLY WHO HE IS.  Just you try and make a move on his daughter.  I'm surprised i don't have a permanent bayonet sticking out of my skull.

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Re: per a conversation Nacho and I recently had...
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2006, 07:56:19 AM »
aaaaaahahahahahhaaaa :D
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Re: per a conversation Nacho and I recently had...
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2006, 10:41:07 AM »
I only date girls who don't have fathers these days.

Actually, to tell a secret, I distrust and resent anyone who has a father and mother and am convinced that they're out to destroy me.

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Re: per a conversation Nacho and I recently had...
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2006, 01:19:14 PM »
My ex's father was fucking well cool - I liked him a lot [t'was from somewhere in England] and took my on boating trips in his mate's yacht... not to kill me though....

Plus, he like paid for most of my meals :D
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Re: per a conversation Nacho and I recently had...
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2006, 02:16:12 PM »
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Re: per a conversation Nacho and I recently had...
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2006, 01:07:37 AM »
ok, so I should supposedly stop posting after a manic gigantic post, but i'm still awake.


oh also, my parents just sold their house and are planning on building a new house. my dad just informed me that on the new house that they are building, the front door is going to be circular with a door knob in the middle of it. just like a....wait for it.....hobbit door."

THAT IS EXACTLY WHO HE IS.  Just you try and make a move on his daughter.  I'm surprised i don't have a permanent bayonet sticking out of my skull.




Hehe, you were scared of a guy who has sold his house just so he can pretend he's a hobbit...forever.
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Re: per a conversation Nacho and I recently had...
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2006, 03:03:11 AM »
ok, so I should supposedly stop posting after a manic gigantic post, but i'm still awake.


oh also, my parents just sold their house and are planning on building a new house. my dad just informed me that on the new house that they are building, the front door is going to be circular with a door knob in the middle of it. just like a....wait for it.....hobbit door."

THAT IS EXACTLY WHO HE IS.  Just you try and make a move on his daughter.  I'm surprised i don't have a permanent bayonet sticking out of my skull.




Hehe, you were scared of a guy who has sold his house just so he can pretend he's a hobbit...forever.

Hobbits are psycho though.  They carry rings and get all pissy about them.  Maybe her dad had a speech impediment and tried to bite your fingers off.
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