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Matt:
So I just got my Housing Assignment in the mail today from UofIowa, letting me know I'll be rooming in the Honors community there (not as good as the writing community, in my opinion, but that's okay, there'll be plenty of time to transfer. Any hints/tips from you formerly collegiate superstars?

Except starr, 'cause his Alzheimer's is gonna get me all confused too.

p.s. I just noted that the " :x " emoticon looks like the Rebel Alliance symbol from Star Wars. Look closely.

Tyson:
The Honors stuff can be hit or miss. Here, the Honors kids are worse than me (anti-social, boring, etc). They used to be cool years ago, but now they've lost what little reputation they had. At my friends' school in Pennsylvania, the Honors dorm is pretty cool. Lots of hot, smart babes and random cool people. They were a lot of fun to hang out with.

Whatever.

The main thing I learned is to not expect anything. Or, if anything, expect the worst. Your roommate could be a 400-lb sweaty Pokemon freak or something.

Be social. Don't obsess over being a genius or anything. Learn from my mistakes!

I'm starting over with my new major though, so that'll be cool.

What's your major?

We get to watch Matt go to college! How ever so precious.

Matt:
One of those goddamn "English" degrees. For now. I'll check out Mass Communication/Journalism and Theatre Arts though. What I want to do now is graduate with two majors, one in English and another in Journalism and a Minor in Theatre Arts.

jreale:

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In my day, Iowa was known as The Midwest Territory. I spent many nights  chasing redcloud and saying the phrase, "Rode hard and put away wet."  Matt, you little whipper-snapper, I'm going to send you some pictures of my Huge, Untamed Pony and explain to you exactly why you should never listen to anything else I have to say. Aloha!

Matt:

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--- Quote from: Matt ---Any hints/tips from you formerly collegiate superstars?
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In my day, Iowa was known as The Midwest Territory. I spent many nights  chasing redcloud and saying the phrase, "Rode hard and put away wet."  Matt, you little whipper-snapper, I'm going to send you some pictures of my Huge, Untamed Pony and explain to you exactly why you should never listen to anything else I have to say. Aloha!
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That's the biggest motherfucking OLTF ever. You win.

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