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"Content Analysis"
« on: June 26, 2006, 07:56:06 PM »
Remember when we had asnine threads about random shit because I/we were bored at work?

Well, my new job has been cool enough that I've been having a blast designing and coding willy-nilly in La La Land.

Until today. Beginning today, I get to do "content analysis". We have to do this on something like 17,000 pages. Seventeen thousand. If I finished one page every 30 minutes, I could do 320 a month.

God, save me now.
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Re: "Content Analysis"
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2006, 08:50:48 PM »
Hidden deep within the recesses of the library, there's a 13 year-old creating web pages...

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QUESTIONS???????? Call the Collection Development Department in the Library at x6-2535 for assistance, or email: senior-project@library.

That's the exact quote. Appearantly our e-mail addresses are "tyson@libary".
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Re: "Content Analysis"
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2006, 08:56:55 PM »
And here's what I love the most: We have, like, 8 or 9 librarians that are specific to each college. But, wait! You can't call them librarians/ That's demeaning. They're "subject specialists".

And their job is to copy and paste search results in to these "subject specialist pages".

I'm not a web designer, I'm a "hypermedia content-able information systems architect"!
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Re: "Content Analysis"
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2006, 09:30:20 PM »
Wait, when did Seasame Street stop being so bad-ass?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSC29xl6hno
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Re: "Content Analysis"
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2006, 09:41:35 PM »
So, are you trapped in a broom closet until you finish all 17,000 pages?
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Re: "Content Analysis"
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2006, 10:15:02 PM »
No, it's just crap I have to do before I get to the fun stuff again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-0_gYYb1PE
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Re: "Content Analysis"
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2006, 10:18:24 PM »
I found the above clip while looking for:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5x0uEqfuz4

Also, use a talk box to romance yo' lady!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX5v-S_jGD4
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Re: "Content Analysis"
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2006, 12:41:02 AM »
Some guy on an open-source project mailing list just blew the fuck up. Awesome! Why can't shit like this happen when I'm at work? I need this kind of entertainment. But nooOOooo, I get it when I come home to an apartment full of entertainment.

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I don't mean to sound like an asshole, like some people are [cough] david russell [/cough] (snipped from a reply email to me)...

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I'm not a Wordpress developer, so I can't add your changes to the code. Your diff seems fine (although my method was simpler - changing a single digit - yours seems to work OK)

Sorry
David Russell
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Well, isn't that nice David, well if it was so much simpler, then why wasn't it added *Way Back When* while tons and tons of shitty support requests for help with that shitty shift was going on?!

I admit that I'm not the Grand Master of coding/php/css and I'm sure as hell not part of the Dev team, but I AM a WordPress support forum user/member, and me and Octa spent the one day trying to come up with these fixes to help people in the forum.. (Notice the date)
http://wordpress.org/support/topic/58467?replies=20

Because then, and still is basically an issue.. until this version of the Kubrick comes out... I *know* there needs to be a version to display properly in IE7, IE6, Firefox and Opera...

Another *wonder fucking ful* email reply by David...
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One other thing - your fix makes the footer skew in IE7. I know that my fix does that as well, but until we can work out a way to make it appear properly in BOTH browsers this might get left.

David
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And I had the fixes for that IE7 display as well. (This is with the other fixes applied as well though, just those few there needed adjusted)
http://wordpress.org/support/topic/61234?replies=25#post-332559

Besides that, in the v2.5 of that theme, I have added some CSS codes from the header.php file, right into the style.css file... as you can see in the demo here:
http://www.vindictivebastard.net/kubrickfixed/wp-content/themes/default2.5-Fixed/style.css
http://www.vindictivebastard.net/kubrickfixed/

I know this is Michael Heilemann's "baby", and I never said, or made it *seem* like it was *mine* at all, I just adjusted the CSS codes for it to display properly in IE6 and Firefox, because at that time.... IE7 beta wasn't even out, if I remember right..

But since I noticed it was out, I came up a fix for that too.. I'm not Mr Awesome Coder and shit.... I'm just a User that tried to come up with the fixes for the "time" of need..

So what was done now, did they take some of the "Fixes" I had, added it to the default now....changed the version...and I'm supposed to just throw out all those fucking hours of working on these fixes n shit... like nothing happened? Yeah, I thought so....whatever.. atleast it's fixed...

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Good luck defending your dignity.

Spencer: hahaha...yeah right..
I dunno anymore man... when you try and contribute shit... it's either stolen or flushed..fuck it all!!
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Re: "Content Analysis"
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2006, 12:51:53 AM »
Oh - he has a website, too:

http://www.vindictivebastard.net/about/

Wait a second!
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Re: "Content Analysis"
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2006, 10:23:16 AM »
Surfcontrol lables that NSFW (adult/explicit)

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Oh - he has a website, too:

http://www.vindictivebastard.net/about/

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Re: "Content Analysis"
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2006, 10:24:42 AM »
Quote from: tysonatemyballs on June 26, 2006, 09:30:20 PM
Wait, when did Seasame Street stop being so bad-ass?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSC29xl6hno

It was losing some steam, I think, but the real nails in the coffin were Henson's death and selling out to Disney.
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