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"Content Analysis"
« on: June 26, 2006, 07:56:06 PM »
Remember when we had asnine threads about random shit because I/we were bored at work?

Well, my new job has been cool enough that I've been having a blast designing and coding willy-nilly in La La Land.

Until today. Beginning today, I get to do "content analysis". We have to do this on something like 17,000 pages. Seventeen thousand. If I finished one page every 30 minutes, I could do 320 a month.

God, save me now.

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Re: "Content Analysis"
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2006, 08:50:48 PM »
Hidden deep within the recesses of the library, there's a 13 year-old creating web pages...

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QUESTIONS???????? Call the Collection Development Department in the Library at x6-2535 for assistance, or email: senior-project@library.

That's the exact quote. Appearantly our e-mail addresses are "tyson@libary".

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Re: "Content Analysis"
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2006, 08:56:55 PM »
And here's what I love the most: We have, like, 8 or 9 librarians that are specific to each college. But, wait! You can't call them librarians/ That's demeaning. They're "subject specialists".

And their job is to copy and paste search results in to these "subject specialist pages".

I'm not a web designer, I'm a "hypermedia content-able information systems architect"!

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Re: "Content Analysis"
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2006, 09:30:20 PM »
Wait, when did Seasame Street stop being so bad-ass?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSC29xl6hno

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Re: "Content Analysis"
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2006, 09:41:35 PM »
So, are you trapped in a broom closet until you finish all 17,000 pages?

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Re: "Content Analysis"
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2006, 10:15:02 PM »
No, it's just crap I have to do before I get to the fun stuff again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-0_gYYb1PE

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Re: "Content Analysis"
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2006, 10:18:24 PM »
I found the above clip while looking for:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5x0uEqfuz4

Also, use a talk box to romance yo' lady!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX5v-S_jGD4

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Re: "Content Analysis"
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2006, 12:41:02 AM »
Some guy on an open-source project mailing list just blew the fuck up. Awesome! Why can't shit like this happen when I'm at work? I need this kind of entertainment. But nooOOooo, I get it when I come home to an apartment full of entertainment.

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I don't mean to sound like an asshole, like some people are [cough] david russell [/cough] (snipped from a reply email to me)...

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I'm not a Wordpress developer, so I can't add your changes to the code. Your diff seems fine (although my method was simpler - changing a single digit - yours seems to work OK)

Sorry
David Russell
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Well, isn't that nice David, well if it was so much simpler, then why wasn't it added *Way Back When* while tons and tons of shitty support requests for help with that shitty shift was going on?!

I admit that I'm not the Grand Master of coding/php/css and I'm sure as hell not part of the Dev team, but I AM a WordPress support forum user/member, and me and Octa spent the one day trying to come up with these fixes to help people in the forum.. (Notice the date)
http://wordpress.org/support/topic/58467?replies=20

Because then, and still is basically an issue.. until this version of the Kubrick comes out... I *know* there needs to be a version to display properly in IE7, IE6, Firefox and Opera...

Another *wonder fucking ful* email reply by David...
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One other thing - your fix makes the footer skew in IE7. I know that my fix does that as well, but until we can work out a way to make it appear properly in BOTH browsers this might get left.

David
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And I had the fixes for that IE7 display as well. (This is with the other fixes applied as well though, just those few there needed adjusted)
http://wordpress.org/support/topic/61234?replies=25#post-332559

Besides that, in the v2.5 of that theme, I have added some CSS codes from the header.php file, right into the style.css file... as you can see in the demo here:
http://www.vindictivebastard.net/kubrickfixed/wp-content/themes/default2.5-Fixed/style.css
http://www.vindictivebastard.net/kubrickfixed/

I know this is Michael Heilemann's "baby", and I never said, or made it *seem* like it was *mine* at all, I just adjusted the CSS codes for it to display properly in IE6 and Firefox, because at that time.... IE7 beta wasn't even out, if I remember right..

But since I noticed it was out, I came up a fix for that too.. I'm not Mr Awesome Coder and shit.... I'm just a User that tried to come up with the fixes for the "time" of need..

So what was done now, did they take some of the "Fixes" I had, added it to the default now....changed the version...and I'm supposed to just throw out all those fucking hours of working on these fixes n shit... like nothing happened? Yeah, I thought so....whatever.. atleast it's fixed...

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Good luck defending your dignity.

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I dunno anymore man... when you try and contribute shit... it's either stolen or flushed..fuck it all!!

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Re: "Content Analysis"
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2006, 12:51:53 AM »
Oh - he has a website, too:

http://www.vindictivebastard.net/about/

Wait a second!

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Re: "Content Analysis"
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2006, 10:23:16 AM »
Surfcontrol lables that NSFW (adult/explicit)

Oh - he has a website, too:

http://www.vindictivebastard.net/about/

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Re: "Content Analysis"
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2006, 10:24:42 AM »
Wait, when did Seasame Street stop being so bad-ass?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSC29xl6hno

It was losing some steam, I think, but the real nails in the coffin were Henson's death and selling out to Disney.
"If it were up to me I would close Guantánamo not tomorrow but this afternoon... Essentially, we have shaken the belief that the world had in America's justice system... and it's causing us far more damage than any good we get from it."

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