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« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2005, 04:47:06 PM »
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There really is one not-so-hilarious thing about this: I think it  makes me the senior member of the regularly-posting community.


Well, best to do it in groupings:

You're with the "30-somethings."

And then we have the "20-somethings."

Then Monkey.

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« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2005, 04:51:03 PM »
So how old is everyone?

Me: 20
Nacho: 31
Jody: 67
Matt: 19 (?)

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« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2005, 04:52:28 PM »
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So how old is everyone?

Me: 20
Nacho: 31
Jody: 67
Matt: 19 (?)

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I have nearly one month 'til I'm 19. So put me down for 19, yeah.

Isn't Yotoc like, 55?

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« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2005, 05:02:38 PM »
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So how old is everyone?

Me: 20
Nacho: 31
Jody: 67
Matt: 19 (?)

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I'm 27... I was knee deep in the Deceptacon/Autobot civil war when you were just a glint in your father's eye!  Why, I remember those days, sipping Penis Coladas on the sandy beaches of the big island... did I say penis?  WHOOPS!  I meant Vagina.  

Anyhoo... those were the days... 5 years old and not a care in the world.  Well, that is until Magnum and T.C. decided to land their stupid helicopter on my father, essentially crushing all the innocence clean out of my childhood.  Did I get to ride in the Ferrari after that?  Did Magnum take me to a Detroit Tigers game?  I think not!  I wrote a book about the entire experience.  It's called "Daddy's Little Angel"... the cover has an airbrushed unicorn on it... it's pretty good, if I can toot my own horn for a second.  You may have seen it?  Yeah, published by deezbooks.com...  I'll send you a picture of the book posing next to my penis so that you can get an idea how large it is... the book that is, ho ho ho!
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« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2005, 05:10:59 PM »
I love Nubbins.

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« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2005, 05:11:24 PM »
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Anyhoo... those were the days... 5 years old and not a care in the world.  Well, that is until Magnum and T.C. decided to land their stupid helicopter on my father, essentially crushing all the innocence clean out of my childhood.  


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« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2005, 12:39:32 AM »
oh god! I missed everything again!  damn.

anyway, first off, i must say, I am going to sleep well tonight knowing that starriter may be gone for good.  What was with that guy?  I always meant to ask you nacho...but i thought it might be rude since i assumed it was some personal friend or something.  

but seriously, he couldn't write for shit and...he spends all day writing stupid posts when he has FUCKING HAWAII OUTSIDE.

sanctimonious fucktard.

was that the same guy who spammed an entire novel into a thread on the old site?  you know, the one about the girl whose orgasms were being studied by a crazy doctor or something?  

emotional remora.  

anyway.  not that i'm surprised.  i guess the one-two punch of "shut up about your damn jpeg brightness factor" and "freaky times: for dogfingering jew lovers" or whatever it was.  points of brilliance if you ask me.  

so.....anyone wanna go get coffee?
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« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2005, 12:50:08 AM »
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anyway, first off, i must say, I am going to sleep well tonight knowing that starriter may be gone for good.  What was with that guy?  I always meant to ask you nacho...but i thought it might be rude since i assumed it was some personal friend or something.


I published the guy in EM and he ended up wandering around here for some reason or other. The story I published of his was decent, but it was a straight rip of Catcher in the Rye, voice and all. Whatever.

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« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2005, 12:50:42 AM »
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so.....anyone wanna go get coffee?


NO WAAAAAY caaa-SANDRA!!!  Because I don't associate with girly types!!!

HA... oh man, I showed you.
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« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2005, 12:52:01 AM »
ASSHOLES!
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« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2005, 12:54:25 AM »
The newest registered user is Nachohorsa

that gave me nightmares!
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« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2005, 01:02:12 AM »
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The newest registered user is Nachohorsa

that gave me nightmares!


That's just starrmarmot making waves...
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« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2005, 01:04:24 AM »
The starmarmot is a mix between a crazy old man and a marmot...bred for its skills in magic.
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« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2005, 01:13:12 AM »
So is starrmarmot and Nachohorsa just Starr being retarded?

If so, how embarassing.

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« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2005, 08:31:39 AM »
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but seriously, he couldn't write for shit and...he spends all day writing stupid posts when he has FUCKING HAWAII OUTSIDE.


I always thought that.  He's going on about how Waikiki and his crazy little neighborhood bar is right there on the beach.

Now, I'm a shut-in, but if I lived in that apartment, I think it would be like, gee, Nacho hasn't posted...in two years.

I actually thought Freaky Times had promise.  That's why we did all that shit for him, which are now dead links on the main page until yotoc can get back online.  

Now, look, I don't need this.  I'm an award winning journalist!  My article, which was the only one entered into the contest, won the Honolulu Geriatric Society Magazine First Prize!

I wonder how much I fueled the fires by constantly posting pictures of Jody because I, too, am obsessed with her?  Hey, Jody, what's your email?  I have some pictures to show you.  Do you like toes?  I LOVE TOES!  Here's a picture of my last girlfriend -- Jennifer Garner.


Edit:  I created this forum with the idea of having a break from Starr but, since he's blown up, who says go ahead and make this conversation public?  Now that'll really get him lathered up!