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« Reply #180 on: May 20, 2005, 07:45:55 AM »
Quote from: nacho
The truth about Monkey?  He's a shy intellectual who drinks himself into a rage every night.  Nothing like he is here.

Well, except for when you give him a magic marker.

LIES: Heathen lies and Puppy-dogs' tails!

Quote from: nacho
And I'll be with my teetotaler friend who once convinced the airlines to let him on a London-Rome flight with a Samurai sword loosely wrapped in brown tissue paper.

You'd better not be!

Being sober is gay.

There will come a day for every man when he will relish the prospect of eating his own shit. That day has yet to come for me.