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Re: I'm going to be like totally rasta man!
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2006, 06:46:50 PM »
No, if the world blows up, it'll be a controlled burn orchestrated from up top.  I promise you that.

i think you put too much faith in the top (and too little in the rest of us).  My favorite TEOTWAWKI is described in Butler's Parable series, and currently best exemplified by the dichotomies in countries like the US and Brazil.
"If it were up to me I would close Guantánamo not tomorrow but this afternoon... Essentially, we have shaken the belief that the world had in America's justice system... and it's causing us far more damage than any good we get from it."

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Re: I'm going to be like totally rasta man!
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2006, 06:57:40 PM »
By "the top" I'm talking the entire First World -- white people, generally.  So that includes you, too.  No need to fear!

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Re: I'm going to be like totally rasta man!
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2006, 10:01:58 PM »
Yeah, she grew up with the black side of her family around the corner from me.  They were all light skinned so her mom and aunt had to compensate by dating abusive gang member types, having a bunch of kids, and getting on welfare.  Her uncle just smokes sherm in the back room all day. Celeste's dad was a Peruvian druglord.  Now Celeste is disturbed and dating a lesbian.  She makes me feel good about myself!  If she reads this thread, she might just become a member so she can roast me...maybe I'll send her a link.

Everyone send her emails at FilthyDeviant@AOL.com!   Hahaha, she's going to kill me.
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Re: I'm going to be like totally rasta man!
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2006, 12:43:16 PM »
I forgot to register your girl because I was too busy trying to get in your pants.  But she's approved now.

Filthydeviant -- more tit shots, okay?

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Re: I'm going to be like totally rasta man!
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2006, 12:45:49 PM »
...dating a lesbian?

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Re: I'm going to be like totally rasta man!
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2006, 12:48:15 PM »
Everyone's dating a "lesbian."   This whole planet is covered in lipstick lesbians who get their zoloft on at 40 and find themselves wondering where all the men went.

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Re: I'm going to be like totally rasta man!
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2006, 12:49:06 PM »
My sister isn't dating a lesbian. She married a gay man.





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Re: I'm going to be like totally rasta man!
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2006, 12:49:57 PM »
Did she know?

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Re: I'm going to be like totally rasta man!
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2006, 12:51:05 PM »
Oh yeah. I met the guy and after five seconds of hearing him speak, I said, "Yeah, he's gay alright."

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Re: I'm going to be like totally rasta man!
« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2006, 11:05:15 PM »
Yeah, she grew up with the black side of her family around the corner from me. They were all light skinned so her mom and aunt had to compensate by dating abusive gang member types, having a bunch of kids, and getting on welfare. Her uncle just smokes sherm in the back room all day. Celeste's dad was a Peruvian druglord. Now Celeste is disturbed and dating a lesbian.

Wait, Celeste's related to Butler?  *swoon*

There's nothing wrong with dating a lesbian....
"If it were up to me I would close Guantánamo not tomorrow but this afternoon... Essentially, we have shaken the belief that the world had in America's justice system... and it's causing us far more damage than any good we get from it."

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Re: I'm going to be like totally rasta man!
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2006, 11:48:21 PM »
Who?
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Re: I'm going to be like totally rasta man!
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2006, 03:21:19 AM »
I forgot to register your girl because I was too busy trying to get in your pants.  But she's approved now.

Filthydeviant -- more tit shots, okay?

you mean like this?
« Last Edit: April 02, 2006, 03:42:45 AM by FilthyDeviant »

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Re: (no longer safe for work) I'm going to be like totally rasta man!
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2006, 11:33:50 AM »
Yes, exactly like that.  Now, do it without the top.
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Re: (no longer safe for work) I'm going to be like totally rasta man!
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2006, 03:47:39 PM »
Nacho, don't scare her away!  Tell her how nice they are!

You know, warm her up like you did for me.
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Re: (no longer safe for work) I'm going to be like totally rasta man!
« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2006, 03:53:48 PM »
She knows they're nice.

Let's also talk about her lips.