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« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2005, 08:54:06 PM »
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Golly...


Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, grey matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.

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« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2005, 09:00:20 PM »
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I can't wait to see how you do trying to get a book published by one of the big-name publishers in New York. Be sure to let me know.


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Assuming I have the urge to try, right?


I do have the urge to try, and you all are invited to see exactly how I do. Why?  Because. I have no idea what kind of an experience it will be, but I'm sure it will be an interesting one. Besides, one has to occupy her time waiting for death somehow, and I've done just about all the laundry I can do.
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« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2005, 09:17:31 PM »
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I do have the urge to try, and you all are invited to see exactly how I do. Why?  Because. I have no idea what kind of an experience it will be, but I'm sure it will be an interesting one. Besides, one has to occupy her time waiting for death somehow, and I've done just about all the laundry I can do.


Starrwriter says you're doomed, you won't make it.  Beyond Maui...is chaos!

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« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2005, 09:41:50 PM »
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Golly...


Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, grey matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.


You fail. F for you!

Man 1: Sheeeet. Man, that honky mus' be messin' wit my old lady. Got to be runnin' col' upside down his head!

Man 2: Hey Home, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!

Man 1: I say hey Sky. Sm' others say I won' say. I pray to J I get the same o' same o'.

Man 2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray man is back. Got performin' us down. No I take TCBein' man'.

Man 1: You know wha' they say: "See a broad dat giv' dat boody action."

Man 1 & 2: "Lay'em down an' smack 'em yack 'em!"

Man 1: Col' got to be! You know!

Sheeeeeiit!

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« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2005, 09:44:09 PM »
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I do have the urge to try, and you all are invited to see exactly how I do. Why?  Because. I have no idea what kind of an experience it will be, but I'm sure it will be an interesting one. Besides, one has to occupy her time waiting for death somehow, and I've done just about all the laundry I can do.


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Starrwriter says you're doomed, you won't make it.  Beyond Maui...is chaos!


No, beyond Maui is KONA. No chaos there. Sunshine, white sand beaches and crystal clear ocean water.

(Am I getting you hot yet, Jody?)

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« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2005, 09:44:31 PM »
Mister subtitles.

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« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2005, 09:45:37 PM »
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Mister subtitles.


Mister Google, you fucktard.

http://www.atlantaga.com/airplane.htm

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« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2005, 10:04:03 PM »
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No, beyond Maui is KONA. No chaos there. Sunshine, white sand beaches and crystal clear ocean water.

(Am I getting you hot yet, Jody?)


Awww yeeaah. Kona. I know that there's also coffee and cattle there, but tell me, is there laundry?

Tylerson, are you getting this down, hon, so that you can woo a young girl-thing? And don't forget to mention the volcano, being sure to work into your pitch something about your magma.
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« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2005, 10:08:03 PM »
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Mister subtitles.


Mister Google, you fucktard.

http://www.atlantaga.com/airplane.htm


Tyson, I'm going to have to ask you to blow me.

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« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2005, 10:38:13 PM »
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No, beyond Maui is KONA. No chaos there. Sunshine, white sand beaches and crystal clear ocean water.

(Am I getting you hot yet, Jody?)


Awww yeeaah. Kona. I know that there's also coffee and cattle there, but tell me, is there laundry?


Never heard of the stuff in Kona. The women wear grass skirts, the men lava-lavas (loincloths) and they all take a dip in the ocean when the garments get crusty.

Also drink Kona coffee in the ayem and the rest of the day Kalua (which they call Kailua) made from Kona coffee. The cattle run free over velvety pastures. It's a Paradise, I tells ya!

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« Reply #25 on: May 11, 2005, 12:45:53 AM »
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No, beyond Maui is KONA. No chaos there. Sunshine, white sand beaches and crystal clear ocean water.

(Am I getting you hot yet, Jody?)


Awww yeeaah. Kona. I know that there's also coffee and cattle there, but tell me, is there laundry?

Tylerson, are you getting this down, hon, so that you can woo a young girl-thing? And don't forget to mention the volcano, being sure to work into your pitch something about your magma.


By a spoken word performer I published a few times, who absolutely rules:

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She is possibly volcanic in origin
Tumults formed of motel sheets
Craters and fumaroles all down the coast
Where fire has been brought to the surface
Born of friction
Carried by displacement
...
She breathes quietly now, she sleeps
She is possibly volcanic in origin

- Gregory Hischak


He's the guy who did Farm Pulp, if you know what that is. It was my inspiration for starting EM.

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« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2005, 12:20:45 PM »
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http://www.publishamerica.com/

Number one: Their covers suck. Ouch.


Psst...vanity press.


Wrong. Vanity presses charge authors to publish their books. I didn't pay a dime for publication of my second and third books.

I can't wait to see how you do trying to get a book published by one of the big-name publishers in New York. Be sure to let me know.


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