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nacho:
Mister subtitles.

Tyson:

--- Quote from: nacho ---Mister subtitles.
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Mister Google, you fucktard.

http://www.atlantaga.com/airplane.htm

jreale:

--- Quote from: starrwriter ---No, beyond Maui is KONA. No chaos there. Sunshine, white sand beaches and crystal clear ocean water.

(Am I getting you hot yet, Jody?)
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Awww yeeaah. Kona. I know that there's also coffee and cattle there, but tell me, is there laundry?

Tylerson, are you getting this down, hon, so that you can woo a young girl-thing? And don't forget to mention the volcano, being sure to work into your pitch something about your magma.

nacho:

--- Quote from: Tyson ---
--- Quote from: nacho ---Mister subtitles.
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Mister Google, you fucktard.

http://www.atlantaga.com/airplane.htm
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Tyson, I'm going to have to ask you to blow me.

starrwriter:

--- Quote from: jreale ---
--- Quote from: starrwriter ---No, beyond Maui is KONA. No chaos there. Sunshine, white sand beaches and crystal clear ocean water.

(Am I getting you hot yet, Jody?)
--- End quote ---


Awww yeeaah. Kona. I know that there's also coffee and cattle there, but tell me, is there laundry?
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Never heard of the stuff in Kona. The women wear grass skirts, the men lava-lavas (loincloths) and they all take a dip in the ocean when the garments get crusty.

Also drink Kona coffee in the ayem and the rest of the day Kalua (which they call Kailua) made from Kona coffee. The cattle run free over velvety pastures. It's a Paradise, I tells ya!

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