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« Reply #30 on: May 08, 2005, 12:37:57 PM »
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I do all the time. Whilst screaming "bat outta hell, I'll be gone before the morning comes!"


Why can I picture this?

Hey, looking at the Irishland schedule:

Ferry to Stranra on 30th or 31st and some Belfast shit, then back around on the 12th.  So two chances to watch you masturbate.

Also -- my Spanish friends are flying up from Seville for a Dublin rendezvous, if you want to train down and join us.

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« Reply #31 on: May 08, 2005, 12:43:24 PM »
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I do all the time. Whilst screaming "bat outta hell, I'll be gone before the morning comes!"


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Why can I picture this?


Because it's your fantasy. You ram your finger between your glans every night dreaming of monkey.


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Hey, looking at the Irishland schedule:

Ferry to Stranra on 30th or 31st and some Belfast shit, then back around on the 12th.  So two chances to watch you masturbate.

Also -- my Spanish friends are flying up from Seville for a Dublin rendezvous, if you want to train down and join us.


Spanish Friends = female and/or hot and young[ish]?

You're getting a ferry from Belfast to Stranraer on the 30th/31st of June or May? I hope you're not coming back on the 12th July.

I might convince Matt to fly over to Belfast and train down with me.
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« Reply #32 on: May 08, 2005, 12:48:55 PM »
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Spanish Friends = female and/or hot and young[ish]?

You're getting a ferry from Belfast to Stranraer on the 30th/31st of June or May? I hope you're not coming back on the 12th July.

I might convince Matt to fly over to Belfast and train down with me.


Everyone's in their 30's.  But they're crazed drinkers and pro debaters, just for you.  Oh, and one female, but she's not hot.  Funny and smart and very Spanish.  The other is my old friend from work...he's a great guy.  Serious conservative and loves to debate politics until your teeth fall out.

Yes... Ferry 30th/31st of May and back on the 12th June.  It's all our current schedule can allow.  My Brit friend is in trouble with his job, and my plane goes back on  15th June.  Why?  What's wrong?  Ferry warning...should we look at something else?

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« Reply #33 on: May 08, 2005, 01:00:45 PM »
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Spanish Friends = female and/or hot and young[ish]?

You're getting a ferry from Belfast to Stranraer on the 30th/31st of June or May? I hope you're not coming back on the 12th July.

I might convince Matt to fly over to Belfast and train down with me.


Everyone's in their 30's.  But they're crazed drinkers and pro debaters, just for you.  Oh, and one female, but she's not hot.  Funny and smart and very Spanish.  The other is my old friend from work...he's a great guy.  Serious conservative and loves to debate politics until your teeth fall out.

Yes... Ferry 30th/31st of May and back on the 12th June.  It's all our current schedule can allow.  My Brit friend is in trouble with his job, and my plane goes back on  15th June.  Why?  What's wrong?  Ferry warning...should we look at something else?


No, no. That's fine.

*Ahem*
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« Reply #34 on: May 08, 2005, 01:06:40 PM »
I'm catching up on some of the key (or "good") Enterprise episodes. Mirror Universe two-parter was fucking sweet.

And I concur, the new Family Guy was quality. The hooker, Stewie and Brian, deaf guy at the end, Stewie and Brian, Caddyshack novelizations, Passion of the Christ 2, Blues Brothers-esque car chase, reading the comic book while driving. Fantastic.

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« Reply #35 on: May 08, 2005, 01:11:22 PM »
Four, three, two, one...
Earth below us,
Drifting,
Falling.
Floating weightless,
Calling, calling -- Home.


I'm having a flashback sunday, man.  Fantastic day, too.  Book contract lawyer meeting turned into a roof party in DC with about 15 people, which was half-planned.  

The subject of the contract is reading this, so he can feel comfy in the knowledge that everthing is being pounded out in a drunken haze on a perfect day in DC, the Cathedral dominating the perfect blue sky.  It's a powerful occasion, man.  Coming, coming home...home...home...

Or, since we're in DC...

I see the clouds that move across the sky.
I see the wind that moves the clouds away.
It moves the clouds over by the building.
The building I want to live in.

..............

I see the States across this big nation.
I see the laws made in Washington, DC.
I think of the ones I consider my favorites.
I think of the people that are working for me...

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« Reply #36 on: May 08, 2005, 01:13:27 PM »
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Oh, too much!  I can't get enough of that episode.

"Na-na-na-na-na," he said, sinking another putt.

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« Reply #37 on: May 08, 2005, 01:14:32 PM »
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Oh, too much!  I can't get enough of that episode.

"Na-na-na-na-na," he said, sinking another putt.


Lies.
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« Reply #38 on: May 08, 2005, 01:25:11 PM »
So how's that British porn, monkey?

"You know, Margaret, we could have sexual intercourse right now?"

"Yes, yes we could!"

"But let's not."

...


"Almost. Almost. Almost. Almost. There we are."

"Well done."

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« Reply #39 on: May 08, 2005, 01:26:12 PM »
Crucify THIS!

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« Reply #40 on: May 08, 2005, 01:31:25 PM »
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Crucify THIS!


Jesus?
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« Reply #41 on: May 08, 2005, 01:32:01 PM »
Did I mention that anything Chris says is funny? Seth Green is back and he is fucking great.

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« Reply #42 on: May 08, 2005, 01:32:30 PM »
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Jesus?


Let he who is without sin kick the first ass!

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« Reply #43 on: May 08, 2005, 01:34:13 PM »
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Jesus?


Let he who is without sin kick the first ass!


Xenu?
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« Reply #44 on: May 08, 2005, 01:38:10 PM »
Alright, let's get back on topic.

I'll take "Things Monkey Loathes Because He's Gay" for $200.

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