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« Reply #45 on: May 08, 2005, 01:38:20 PM »
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"Almost. Almost. Almost. Almost. There we are."

"Well done."


Ha ha! I love that episode. God!

"Hey. Hey Jefferson, check it out. Chick gettin' nailed on my head."

"Holy- Hey Teddy, pass the word on down to Frankenstein."

"Oh ha ha."

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"A [local student] was arrested for the possesion of drugs. The student has been sentenced to 200 hours of community service and is a VERY BAD BOY. We now go to Ollie Williams for the punishment forecast. Ollie?" "HE GONNA GET IT!" "Thanks Ollie."

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What does that dancing kid say at the end? And who is he supposed to be? I'm missing something...
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« Reply #46 on: May 08, 2005, 01:43:45 PM »
In the episode "The Thin White Line", the Griffin family is at a corporate picnic where there's an event called "Catch the Greased-up Deaf Guy," who runs around saying "you're never gonna catch me, you're wasting your time! Forget about it! Go do something else! See ya all next year!"
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« Reply #47 on: May 08, 2005, 01:47:14 PM »
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What does that dancing kid say at the end?


He does the cocaine disclaimer:

"Don't let it get the best of you. I used to be a lawyer. See you next week. Good to be back, America!"
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« Reply #48 on: May 08, 2005, 04:25:27 PM »
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What does that dancing kid say at the end?


He does the cocaine disclaimer:

"Don't let it get the best of you. I used to be a lawyer. See you next week. Good to be back, America!"


Ah. Some friends of mine explained where he was from. Classic.

I'm tempted to do that sometime, at a picnic. It would be great!
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« Reply #49 on: May 16, 2005, 10:09:10 AM »
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What is "the vagina"?


It's that furry thing that your mother slurps on your face every night, baby-cakes.
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« Reply #50 on: May 16, 2005, 10:14:56 AM »
Hey, Monkey, you're a bastard son of a Norman.
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« Reply #51 on: May 16, 2005, 10:17:10 AM »
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Hey, Monkey, you're a bastard son of a Norman.


So, you're what 1/2 Japanese, 4/11 Irish, 17/18 German, 4/4 Spanish, 3/12 Scottish like most yanks?

Also, the Normans were cool. They shot King Fuck-head in his face.

"They've got 'im, mi'Lord!"

"Where, good Stanley?"

"Roight in 'is fuckin' eye!"

"Whoo!"
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« Reply #52 on: May 16, 2005, 04:05:11 PM »
Little bit of Croatian, little bit of Czech, little bit of German, little bit of Irish, little bit of English, teeny teeny bit of Cherokee (like almost everyone else in the U.S. The spirit of the great bear lives on!). I'm a mutt from Eastern Europe and England. But I ain't no goddamn Frenchie.
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« Reply #53 on: May 17, 2005, 11:23:05 AM »
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Little bit of Croatian, little bit of Czech, little bit of German, little bit of Irish, little bit of English, teeny teeny bit of Cherokee (like almost everyone else in the U.S. The spirit of the great bear lives on!). I'm a mutt from Eastern Europe and England. But I ain't no goddamn Frenchie.


Nor I, good Frier.

Then again, Charlemagne did kinda set up the first Kingdom (note, not Empire).
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