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« on: May 07, 2005, 03:15:27 PM »
Nacho, will you PULEEZE change the subhead description of Freaky Times on the Forums page. "Some guy in Hawaii and his online newspaper" is not happening. Makes it sound like a link to a waterhead's blog.

How about: "Offbeat newspaper from an award-winning journalist" or "Read this newspaper or we'll shoot your dog"?

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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2005, 03:38:36 PM »
Or the "gay-infected semen of a dog-fingering Jew"?

Or the "local webzine/apartment-blog of that guy, you know... him"
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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2005, 03:52:15 PM »
Nacho is an asshole. I hope Monkey buys him bad poteen in Ireland and his balls wither into raisins.

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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2005, 04:15:18 PM »
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...balls wither into raisins.


Poor starrwriter, wishing his ailments upon others....
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« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2005, 04:37:11 PM »
Assholes!

See if I lay out any more Freaky Times editions.

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« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2005, 08:00:25 PM »
please don't.  i've seen better rags in the Girls' bathrooms of a high school.
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« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2005, 08:08:41 PM »
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please don't.  i've seen better rags in the Girls' bathrooms of a high school.


We know you can bark, Cassandra, but can you bite my ass?

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« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2005, 09:29:26 PM »




Let's see if the old guy gets it.

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« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2005, 01:35:03 AM »
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Let's see if the old guy gets it.


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« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2005, 01:46:54 PM »
Okay, Nacho, enough is enough. Remove that Monkey-shit description from the Freaky Times link. If you don't, I'll report you to the Jewish Anti-Defamation League and they'll track you down like a Nazi war criminal.

Use: "Read this newspaper or we'll shoot your dog!" It's plaigarized from the old National Lampoon Magazine, but I only steal from the best and fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

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« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2005, 02:11:35 PM »
Oh my god... I hadn't looked at it.  I navigate using "New Posts."  

That's not me, that's yotoc being sneaky.  Oh shit, that's hilarious.

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« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2005, 02:18:33 PM »
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Oh my god... I hadn't looked at it.  I navigate using "New Posts."  

That's not me, that's yotoc being sneaky.  Oh shit, that's hilarious.


You lying sack of shit. I'm deleting Freaky Times right now.

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« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2005, 02:23:35 PM »
Hey, I'm just a figurehead around here.  I keep saying that.

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« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2005, 02:46:22 PM »
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Hey, I'm just a figurehead around here.  I keep saying that.


Hey figurehead... please change the description of In One Ear and Out Your Nubbins to "Nice marmot."

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« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2005, 02:48:12 PM »
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Hey, I'm just a figurehead around here.  I keep saying that.


See you in September
See you when the summer's through
Here we are
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Summer vacation
Is taking us away

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