Strangely, all I can picture are the stitches...not the vagina.
That's the hole idea. Oh! Thank you. Thank you. For my next pun, I'll need a bird and a hand. Nacho's probably choking his chicken right now--that'll do...
When is your 36th birthday, Jody? We want to send you a Birthday Gift. Don't worry, you can open the package without using gloves or decontaminating it in the oven. Trust us, we're your friends.