While state-sponsored death is a fine concept, the current methods are somewhat lacking. Lethal injection? Boring. Electrocution? Too smelly. Beheading? Nice, but the Arabs seem to be cornering the market. I’m thinking “retro”… like a good old fashioned stoning. It’s interactive, so you could sell tickets.
“Hi. Two adults, please. Center court.”
“That’ll be $24.00, Mack.”
“How much are your rocks?”
“One for two or three for five.”
“Six, please.”
“Would you like to super-size ‘em for a dollar?”
“No thanks. I’m fucking exhausted.”
“Down the stairs & to your right. NEXT!”
“Hi. My coupon expired, but I was wondering……”