By the way, you really should leave the Coal Belt. Breathing those sulfurous fumes can't be good for your health.
DC's just below the coal belt. We're in tobacco country!
Prevailing winds are from the northwest=coal fumes in D.C.
On second thought, staying where you are will prepare you for the atmosphere of Hell. You didn't know you were going to Hell? Satan has been waiting for you, Nacho, and he's a very impatient creature.