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Here's one for you
« on: December 06, 2005, 01:51:12 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2005, 02:16:23 PM »
he only has a few books advertised....
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« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2005, 02:21:19 PM »
Dear Penthouse Forum, I've never done this before, but...

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« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2005, 02:48:30 PM »
Touched yourself whilst you pet dog was watching?
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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2005, 02:36:44 PM »
The first paragraph sounds like a bad college analysis essay. "As an artist she creates emotion..." yeah yeah yeah, through what, jackass?

Also, wonderment is not a word.

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« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2005, 12:04:08 PM »
I have no respect for dogs. If you die in your shitty little apartment and no one notices you’ve departed this world, “man’s best friend” will faithfully curl up and starve to death alongside his master. Conversely, a cat will begin to eat your face almost immediately after you hit the floor. Nauseating? Mildly. But by the time your fecal death-stench drifts into the hallway and the fire department finally breaks down the door to remove your putrid carcass… Fido is toast. Meanwhile, back at the cat scenario, Mr. Buttons would be half asleep in the corner, full tummy, picking denim out of his teeth, burping and farting.
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« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2005, 03:00:05 PM »
Oh, Jakey!
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