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Re: Half an inch of panic
« Reply #1185 on: January 23, 2016, 01:11:07 PM »

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Re: Half an inch of panic
« Reply #1186 on: January 23, 2016, 01:20:14 PM »
"This is why you don't drive in a snowstorm." -- Because your car might burst into flames??!?

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Re: Half an inch of panic
« Reply #1187 on: January 23, 2016, 01:36:50 PM »
Missus RC and I are going outside to clear snow off and away from our heat pump. If you don't hear from us in two hours, well, we love you.

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Re: Half an inch of panic
« Reply #1188 on: January 23, 2016, 01:42:14 PM »
Our neighbor is on the roof shoveling in fairly gusty winds. We're in our bathrobes on the third floor watching him like it's a TV show.

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Re: Half an inch of panic
« Reply #1189 on: January 23, 2016, 02:31:47 PM »
Our neighbor is on the roof shoveling in fairly gusty winds. We're in our bathrobes on the third floor watching him like it's a TV show.

Our Mexican neighbors behind us are doing the same thing! Are people drinking sterno to keep warm?!

Though to be fair, Missus RC and I had a pretty involved conversation about the integrity of our roof before all this started. Though I'm more worried about tree branches than snow totals.

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Re: Half an inch of panic
« Reply #1191 on: January 23, 2016, 04:58:03 PM »

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Re: Half an inch of panic
« Reply #1192 on: January 23, 2016, 05:07:03 PM »
That's because Bowser called in the Army last night.

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Re: Half an inch of panic
« Reply #1193 on: January 23, 2016, 07:45:44 PM »
Haha! I like Muriel. She seems like she'd be fun to toss a few back with.

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Re: Half an inch of panic
« Reply #1194 on: January 23, 2016, 10:42:22 PM »
Over 30 in here at Mt Casper

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Re: Half an inch of panic
« Reply #1195 on: January 24, 2016, 03:33:25 AM »
Hogan had to go ahead and close the roads because so many retards are trying to drive in this.

We went to Rock Bottom last night. The roads were untouched... The only way to tell the roads were roads was to follow the tracks of emergency vehicles and people. And yet we saw three regular cars trying to push through (and getting stranded).

I mean, look:

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And people are trying to fight through in little Toyota Priuses...

I couldn't believe it. Who in their right mind would try to drive in this? And...where the fuck are they going? (There's a car in the distance of that shot!)

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Re: Half an inch of panic
« Reply #1196 on: January 24, 2016, 10:51:46 AM »
Going out to shovel a little now...  Trying to stick to a schedule and keep doing a little bit at a time.

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Re: Half an inch of panic
« Reply #1197 on: January 24, 2016, 10:52:48 AM »

I couldn't believe it. Who in their right mind would try to drive in this? And...where the fuck are they going? (There's a car in the distance of that shot!)

That's what I've been saying the whole time. I understand some kind of medical emergency, but why else? On the flip side, you had a bartender and wait staff at Rock Bottom, yes? Do we assume they walked.

VA Governor is begging people to stay off the roads today as well. A plow has been down our street a few times, but all they done is make a Hoth Rebel style trench. I would drive on it if you paid me.

Missus RC and I have concocted a three phase dig out plan to (hopefully) get her to a pre-storm scheduled car maintenance appointment on Tuesday AM. (Porch, then cars, then driveway.) But if we have to reschedule it, no biggie. We can both work from home all week, though I do have an on site job on Thursday AM in Ft. Belvoir.
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Re: Half an inch of panic
« Reply #1198 on: January 24, 2016, 12:18:57 PM »



That's what I've been saying the whole time. I understand some kind of medical emergency, but why else? On the flip side, you had a bartender and wait staff at Rock Bottom, yes? Do we assume they walked.

We asked, because staff and customers were all sitting there watching the psychopaths. There was one waitress, two bartenders, and three kitchen folk. They all live in Bethesda or were crashing with those who do.

(That's actually becoming truer and truer for Bethesda restaurants -- lots of them are open today -- because the Bethesda of our time is over, RC. There are 30,000 more residential units in the town than there was 20 years ago.)

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VA Governor is begging people to stay off the roads today as well. A plow has been down our street a few times, but all they done is make a Hoth Rebel style trench. I would drive on it if you paid me.

Missus RC and I have concocted a three phase dig out plan to (hopefully) get her to a pre-storm scheduled car maintenance appointment on Tuesday AM. (Porch, then cars, then driveway.) But if we have to reschedule it, no biggie. We can both work from home all week, though I do have an on site job on Thursday AM in Ft. Belvoir.

I bet you even money it'll be work as usual tomorrow. OPM will only shut down if Metro pussies out. (Well, now that I typed that out, I might hedge my bet. Metro's GM was on the news at 9am and looked like he'd been crying.)

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Re: Half an inch of panic
« Reply #1199 on: January 24, 2016, 12:36:25 PM »
You won't go, will you?