I’ve decided to become an executioner. This is not just because I’ve been compulsively watching and rewatching the brilliant Snuff Box, which everyone reading should immediately go rent/buy/download, depending on your geography and budget. I’ve made this decision independent of …
Every so often, the right combination of factors (a woman, boredom, stolen computer equipment) come together where I seriously consider starting a porno site. The Nacho Sasha Porn Site Idea has gone through many phases. The first, of course, was …
MPM asks for me to expand on the Storm’s Comin’ drinking game. So here ya go:
Gmail cleanout…part four! GS started in April of 2001, then called Dirty Freaks. It switched over to GS in 2002. By 2004, I had tons of shit that I had thrown up drunkenly onto the front page…just like I’m doing …
Another blog I subscribe to is the Capital Weather Gang, the Washington Post’s weather blog. I don’t bother getting my weather from them, I just think it’s a fun blog because they always seem to be bored. Every once in …
So there’s a site dedicated to stalking Scarlett Johansson.
Here’s an idea: Bookstores and festivals should pay the author for events. I mean, this is a business, right? The author is a commodity that equals attendance/sales, right? So what’s with this attitude that the publisher (or, in many cases, …
Did I survive my trip to New Orleans or not? Hard to tell. Especially when a delayed plane lands me with only three hours to spare before my nasty 12 hour shift at my retarded day job. Then, dragging myself …
If I have to narrow it down to the one social habit that I hate the most, I’m going to go with the custom of asking: “How are you?” as part of the regular morning ritual.
The gmail cleanout continues. This made it onto the front page in 2004, I think. I don’t remember writing any of this…