Month: April 2008
Kidney Cancer
I’ve spent the last 24 hours trying to decide if this pain in my lower back is just normal old back pain, because I’ve been doing a lot of heavy lifting lately (you know, corpses), or if my kidneys have …
Spring
Oh, thank god, Spring has arrived. I mean, sure, the trees have been doing their thing, and the weather’s been vaguely warm some days, but the true measure of the season comes in the form of girls. The women I …
Paranoia
I’ll confess to a little paranoia here and there. I like to think it’s because I’m from an urban environment. DC may be a small town, by most city standards, but the client suburbs hold millions of people. And the …
Sell-Crazy
I’ve become addicted to selling junk. As part of the ongoing storage shed cleanout (my little 2008 project to cut down costs and eliminate the enormous pile of trash I’ve stuffed into multiple storage units in the far-flung DC suburbs) …
Welcome to Nacholand
I’ve recently become fascinated with the idea of living on the ocean, thanks to an entry at Weburbanist. Permanent residences are currently available on The World, but it’s sort of a lark. “Vacation residences,” they’re called, even though there are …
In the piss drinking department…
We all know Two chicks, One Cup (a.k.a. Cupchicks). So let me go ahead and introduce you to the next phase: One orangutan, no cup. Yes, I’m bored. I’m working a 10 hour shift at my second job and I’m …
Sci-Fi Saturday
Well, since I wrote about it yesterday, it’s time for a trip report. Mainly because I’m waiting on my friend Lonnie who called an hour ago and gave me some weak excuse about being late. The plan was for him …
Lego Maniac
Just to confirm that I’m a loser, I’ve been doing this thing for the last four years that I call “Sci-Fi Saturday.” I wake up early, brew up a huge pot of good coffee, make Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls (which have …