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Will I pay $37 to see this garbage in the theater? You're god damned right I will.


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Why $37?

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Iím sure thatís how much going to the movies will cost come August. Hyperbole joke.

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Hard Drive Clearances:

The Foreigner: Not enough jackie Chan is the primary problem in Jackie Chan's take on Taken. And...that's a significant problem. The ridiculous political backstory of a renewed IRA blowing people up is eye-rolling at best.

Nacho's Rating:  :fuckyou:

Hurricane Heist: This is so bad it's....really bad. Avoid at all costs.

Nacho's Rating:  :fuckoff:

Day of the Dead: Bloodline

This is like a fan film made by 8 year olds. Awful.

Nacho's Rating: Ugh. Fuck everything. I wasted my afternoon.

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Too bad you have to go back to work tomorrow. Oh wait...

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This looks really good.


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That trailer felt like an eternity, though... Which is sort of a turn off.

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So...I watched the Tomb Raider remake. And...I really liked it! It holds onto video game roots, but actually tells a story instead of making her a super hero. It's an origin story, and it's fun.

It's even fun when they get to a teeny tiny Japanese island where Walton Goggins claims that he and his army of mercenaries have spent 7 years trying to find the entrance to a tomb that was actually clearly marked all along.

Oh, and it's stupid. Don't get me wrong.